hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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(via yves-rijckaert)

shitshilarious:

dorkasming:

shitshilarious:

I dont see skin color

I dont see anything

I accidentally super glued my hands to my eyes

help me

How are you typing this then?

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(via trytolivetrytolove)

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami, via hellodelraybabe)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via fake-mermaid)

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(Source: um-stop, via parkingstrange)

plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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(Source: problemactic, via volcainist)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via magicul)

pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

(Source: pressing, via supnikita)